tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1575337015734746622011-11-27T15:46:49.879-08:00Ming the MercilessSemi-conscious hon-yocks of the third planet prepare for choo doom!Ming the Mercilesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365932499572547816noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-157533701573474662.post-17658380217686533842011-02-23T14:48:00.000-08:002011-03-20T10:54:59.528-07:00The Emperor On VideoYour beloved Emperor is now on video. You can catch his most dispicablenss on you tube or at MingDuhMerciless.com or just watch the video below.Ming the Mercilesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365932499572547816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-157533701573474662.post-65679221913225431152009-08-21T14:35:00.000-07:002011-01-04T14:39:20.054-08:00Semi - Conscious Hon-Yocks of the Third PlanetYou Humans arrogantly assume you are an intelligent species despite all the evidence to the contrary. Well, this is only going to be an issue between now and when I finally get the green light to go ahead with my Light Speed Corridor project, at which time your solar system is scheduled to be distroyed.The Current SituationWhile it is true that even I, Ming the Merciless, Emperor of the Universe,Ming the Mercilesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365932499572547816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-157533701573474662.post-49999406345104924692009-08-02T11:25:00.000-07:002009-08-21T14:35:08.631-07:00Making It Perfectly Clear!Lately my spies have been telling me that there is a rumor going around that I am engaging in what you Humans call a business arrangment with the Human known as the Creator, the friend of those out to lunch scientists aboard Ghost.My instincts are telling me that this rumor is coming from Billy Bob Bubba who doesn't seem to have anything else to do besides restore a 1956 Cadillac convertable. HowMing the Mercilesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365932499572547816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-157533701573474662.post-28061659989789292622009-08-01T11:11:00.000-07:002011-01-04T14:45:27.455-08:00I Am Ming the MercilessThis is your benevolent ruler, before whom all intelligent life forms must grovel appropriately. Now, I know that you semi-conscious hon-yocks are disappointed that you are not allowed to grovel at my magnificant feet, but you're just too primitive.Beside, as soon as I get this business with the alien scientists and the Galactic Council cleared up I can give the green light to my demolition crew Ming the Mercilesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365932499572547816noreply@blogger.com0